The Palace

Your Family's Getaway Just Levelled Up If you’ve ever tried to "rough it" with young kids and a tired tent, you know the chaos. Wet socks, cold dinners, and a toilet situation no one wants to talk about. That’s why we got smart. This isn’t camping. It’s command-centre luxury with wheels. Meet the 2025 Crusader Musketeer Palace. This van is your mobile HQ. It sleeps five without Tetris, feeds everyone without fuss, and feels more like a boutique suite than a bunkhouse. Here’s the real win: Queen bed for the grown-ups (with actual space to move) Triple bunks the kids will fight over A kitchen that actually works - full-size fridge, gas cooktop and microwave Hot shower, private toilet, and no midnight bush dashes Climate control that actually controls the climate Roll-out awning, BBQ slide, and picnic setup for outdoor sessions that don’t suck TV, Bluetooth, USBs everywhere — because yes, silence matters It’s adventure-ready but doesn’t punish you for going off-grid. The Details: → Sleeps 5 comfortably → Reverse cycle aircon & heating → Pet-friendly on request → Delivered within 1.5 hours of Newcastle → Self-tow considered if your rig can handle it and you know what you’re doing So whether it’s the coast, the mountains, or just a weekend where everyone eats well and sleeps better, this is your move. Because cramped tents are character-building. But they’re also... done. Your palace on wheels is ready.